Excuses! by Karen Tayleur

Author:Karen Tayleur [Karen Tayleur]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2014-10-13T00:00:00+00:00

7. Toilet

Ms. Stacey: Late again, David?

David: Sorry I’m late for class, Ms. Stacey. The toilet paper was stuck in the toilet so I pushed it down with my foot. Then my foot got stuck.

[Say this excuse really loudly, so that the girls make lots of disgusted noises. Your teacher will be so busy trying to calm the class down that she’ll forget that you were late.

Also, it might help to have a little bit of clean toilet paper stuck to the end of your shoe. Don’t really stick your foot down a toilet. It could get MESSY.]

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